i do not chase people
i do not chase men, and i do not chase friends
hell, i don’t even chase family
i’m here, and i’m important
i’m not running after people to prove that i matter
I’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes
My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house
oh my god
I am honestly going to post this everyday.
Spread awareness people.
This makes me feel a million times better.
john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars
when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
i can’t fuckING BREATHE I’M A TERRIBLE PERSON
how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while
every year the marauders probably sat in the same spot on the hogwarts express, from when they were little bitty eleven-year-olds to the last time they rode away from the place where they found home and family, practicing silly spells and trading chocolate frog cards and planning the year’s pranks or the summer’s gatherings
and when remus rode to hogwarts to teach, he probably sat in that same spot and thought that the silence was louder than four teenage boys ever were.
THE FUCKING FORESHADOWING MAN YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I’M REWATCHING THE SERIES AND I SEE FORESHADOWING EVERYWHERE AND IT MAKES MY INSIDES HURT
I call it being professional. Do it right. With a smile. Or don’t do it.